The One and Only
used to?

used to?

Oh my god. Dead. This is just. Asdfghjkl; fhcjeofhcvsldpgbf

Oh my god. Dead. This is just. Asdfghjkl; fhcjeofhcvsldpgbf

that awkward moment when you’re microwaving your nachos and they catch fire. I’m legit.
Health project
Teacher: ok class today we will be picking partners for the baby project!
Class: *groans*
Teacher: The first boy is *my boyfriend*!
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Teacher: um sorry it doesn't work that way....
Me: -_____-
YES.
Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
Presentations
student: well i forgot my powerpoint but i will try to remember my presentation
teacher: ok...
student: its about 9/11 and how it affected the people involved
teacher: *nods*
student: well first of all it affected the people that died because....they died...
teacher: *suppressing laugh*
class: *snicker* *snicker* BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
changingmahhswaggerr:

tiedtogetherwithnothingbutasmile:

this.

word.

do i do this?
Things I’m good at

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Basketball
Drinking Arizona
Eating popcorn and pizza
Sleeping
Listening to music
Talking
Laughing
Watching tv
Insulting Darren

Auburn<3

her songs are da besstesstt

Shane and Mitchie <3 forevzzz